In case you can't bear the thought of missing one of my entries, go here to read the one I posted late last night.

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In the interest of full disclosure, I must admit that I filled this out late last night, which means some of the answers pertaining to "right now" are not technically correct. But I wanted a chance to edit for dumbness in a fully-awake state so I saved posting until morning. But I'm too lazy to edit out all the no-longer-accurate answers. Hopefully this will not negatively impact your enjoyment.

1. What is your full name?: Amy Sue Nunya.

2. Nicknames: Non-repeatable, mostly.

3. Birthdate: February 18.

4. Sex: Whenever, wherever.

5. Where do you live?: West suburbs of Chicago

6. What school do you attend?: Community college

7. Siblings and their ages?: Dan, 35. Tim, 27. Jim, 26.

8. Pets: 4 evil cats (see Cast list for details.)

9. Righty or Lefty: right-handed but can do a few select things with my left. Like shave my left leg... what were YOU thinking?

YOUR LOOKS

10. Hair color: The box says golden chestnut. Which basically is kind of a medium brown

11. Eye color: Blue

12. Height: 5'4"

13. Do you wear contacts or glasses?: Usually glasses, sometimes contacts

14. Do you have any piercings?: Double pierced in both ears.

15. Where do you want more if you do?: I definitely want my clit hood done. I�d do the boobs but I�m afraid the rings would get all scratched up from dragging on the floor. The one piercing I REALLY want is the Prince�s tongue. Could we think about MY needs once in a damn while? Guess not.

16. Do you have a tattoo?: Yes.

17. If so what and where: A flowering vine around my right ankle. I�d like more but I am a poor bastard right now and for the foreseeable future.

18. Do you wear any rings?: Wedding and engagement rings, and sometimes even those get on my nerves.

19. Do you have a certain fashion you follow?: Not really.

20. What fashion is that? I stay pretty casual mostly.

JUST LATELY

21. How are you today?: Pretty good. It was my day off and I actually spent it doing something other than surfing the net.

22. What pants are you wearing right now?: Jeans.

23. What shirt are you wearing right now?: A stretchy nylon pullover thing with a brown and rust print.

24. What does your hair look like?: Long, hanging down, kind of messy.

25. What song are you listening to right now?: None. Well, there is a strange hum coming from the XBox which the Prince has paused while he goes out for a smoke.

26. Last thing you ate?: A peppermint patty.

27. How is the weather right now?: Rainy & chilly.

28. Last person you talked to on the phone?: Friend from downtown.

29. Last dream you can remember: It�s been awhile since I�ve had a memorable dream.

30. Who are you talking to right now?: Nobody at all. Ain�t it great?

31. What time is it? 9:15 p.m.

More about YOU

32. What are the last four digits of your phone number?: Hmmmm.... take your age and the ages of your three best friends. Add 62 to each. Divide each by the number of weeks since you last got laid, and subtract any two-digit number at random. The result may or may not be the last four digits of my phone number.

33. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Periwinkle

34. Have you ever almost died?: Only of embarrassment

35. Do you like the person that sent you this?: Actually I stole it from the Luscious Lady Malfoy. And I like her like roses like rain. Or fertilizer.

36. How do you eat an Oreo: Half a pack at a sitting. I dunk them until the outside gets all soggy with milk, and pop them into my mouth whole. Damn, now I want Oreos bad!

37. What makes you happy?: Having goals and making progress towards reaching them

38. What's the next CD you are going to buy? I don�t know. I just bought the soundtrack from �Frida� like ten minutes ago.

39. What religion/denomination are you? None.

40. What's the best advice ever given to you? "How old will you be in ten years if you DON�T go back to school?"

41. Have you ever won any special awards? I won a blue ribbon for a dog I carved out of soap in the fourth grade. Shut up. It was damn good.

42. What are your future goals? To lose 80 more pounds, get a good job doing something graphic arts or design related, and to learn to make art that�s good enough to sell (even if I never do decide to sell it.)

43. Do you like to dance?: I like to slow dance sometimes. It�s like public foreplay.

44. Worst sickness you ever had?: I got a real bad flu one year and was sick for five months afterwards with asthma and various muscle aches and twitches. I thought I was dying even though the doctors didn�t find anything wrong other than that my lungs were inflamed from the flu virus.

45. What's the stupidest thing you ever done?: Well, it�s not like there�s not a list a bazillion miles long, but probably the stupidest thing I have ever done as an adult was getting involved with a guy online while we were both in other relationships,

46. What's your favorite memory?: I�ve got a two favorites. Falling in love with my new baby our first night alone together in the hospital. Meeting the Prince in person for the first time in a hotel in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

47. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?: Physically it would be my weight. Personality-wise it would be a toss-up between more focus, and more patience.

48. Where do you shop the most?: Jewel. Aldi. Borders. Wal-Mart. Lane Bryant.

49. How many kids do you want to have?: One is puh-lenty, thanks.

50. Son's name?: That would be a big N/A.

51. Daughter's?: Evil Childe

52. Do you do drugs?: I would if there were any doctors out there crazy enough to write me a scrip for xanax. That shit is just the best. But other than that, no.

53. Do you drink?: Sometimes. But rarely to excess any more. Dammit.

54. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: I like Back to Basics Marine-something-or-other. It�s blue and smells really fresh.

55. What sport do you hate the most?: Could there BE anything more boring than golf?

56. What are you most scared of?: I�m afraid of everything. Blame it on the OCD

57. How many TV's do you have in your house?: 3. The one in the living room and the one in the Evil Childe�s room are hooked up to the cable. We also have a small TV/VCR combo the Prince owned before I moved up here and civilized him. Since we gave the kid our VCR when we got the DVD player, we keep the little TV around to watch our videos on occasion. Mostly porn.

58. Do you have your own phone line or cell phone?: Cell phone.

59. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: No

60. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone?: No

61. Who do you dream about: Weird shit usually. My most often recurring dream-theme is being lost in a school building. Tornados often pop up as well, though usually not in the same dream. I don�t have sex dreams nearly as often as I�d like.

62. Who is the loudest friend you ever had?: Deana

63. Who's the quietest friend: Carol

64. Newest Friend: Lady Malfoy. I�ve met a few nice people at school since then, but so far nobody I�d care to keep in touch with after class ends.

65. Who is your best friend?: My husband

Just Questions

66. Is cheerleading a sport? I always thought of it as more of an �activity� but it is pretty athletic. So, I guess so.

67. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?: Does anyone actually lick those things? I suck on it just until the shell gets thin enough to bite through. So, zero I guess.

YOU and LOVE

68. Do you believe in Love?: Yes.

69. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend?: A husband.

70. Do you have a crush?: No.

71. Who is your crush?: Like I said....

72. Did you send this to your crush?: LIKE I SAID....!

73. Do you believe in Love at first sight?: No. In my opinion, any attraction that happens instantly would almost HAVE to be purely superficial. Not that instant chemistry couldn�t sometimes lead to �real� love later on... and that�s why the myth persists.

74. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon?: We didn�t have a honeymoon, and I�d feel foolish calling a romantic trip a honeymoon at this late date. So there won�t be a second honeymoon either. For a romantic getaway, I�d love to go to Mexico, Jamaica or France.

75. What song do you want played at your wedding?: I�m all done with weddings, thank you very much. I think I�ve had more than my share.

76. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes, smile, ass, hands.

77. Longest crush: I had a thing for this guy from high school for about ten years.

78. Do you find yourself attractive?: Sometimes. I liked me better when I was thinner though.

79. Do you find yourself ugly? Sometimes. I�d like to know what it is that makes the difference between the times I think I�m attractive and the times I don�t. It doesn�t seem to have much to do with dress and makeup.

80. Do others find you attractive?: Not since about 40 pounds ago. Before that, I got my share of ogling.

81. Are you a virgin?: No, but I could pretend if that�s what excites you.

82. Who was your first kiss?: Jeff R. in seventh grade.

83. Ever been in love?: Yes

84. Which is worse, having your tonsils or appendix removed? I don�t know... never had the appendix out, but the tonsil thing kinda sucked as I recall.

ON GUYS

85. Boxers or briefs: Boxers. Boxer-briefs are sexy in a funky sort of way too.

86. Long or short hair: Depends on the guy. Last husband had hair almost to his ass and a beard and I liked it a lot because it suited him. Current husband is very clean-cut and I like that look on him.

87. Curly or straight: Straight or slightly wavy. Curly looks kind of silly on most guys.

88. Tall or short: I like �em tall.

89. Six pack or muscular arms?: I love to feel those bulging biceps! Plus, I like a litttle bit of a soft belly on a guy.

Pick One: THIS OR THAT

90. Lights on/off?: In general, I rather like the lights off, but I think spending too much time in a darkened apartment depresses me. I really wish we got more natural light in here!

91. Do you like snow, sun or rain? The sun is not my friend. I am the whitest person on the planet, and I can actually hear the freckles, wrinkles and sun damage popping out on my skin when in the sun. A good hard rain is nice for listening to while inside reading a good book. Snow is exciting and fun right up until mid-January.

92. McDonald's or Burger King?: Portillos. Or Wendy�s.

93. Backstreet Boys or NSYNC?: Is there a difference?

94. On the phone or in person?: How about neither? Is neither good for you?

95. Paper or plastic?: Plastic. We use them to take lunches to work, to carry books and miscellaneous, to line small trash cans, to store stuff. It�s our greatest natural resource.

96. Sausage or pepperoni?: Pepperoni

97. Summer or winter? Fall. Cool, sunny days make me happy. As long as I remember to bring a hat.

98. Hugs or kisses?: Hugs

99. Chocolate or white milk: Chocolate milk that comes in a carton makes my tummy hurt. But I�ll drink the hell out of some Nestle Quik. Mostly I just drink skim white milk though.

100. Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: Root beer

101. Glass half full or half empty?: Half full, but undoubtedly contaminated by whatever germs live on a cat�s paw.

102. CD or Tape: CD

103. Tape or DVD: DVD

104. Cats or Dogs: Both, but currently only blessed with an abundance of cats

105. Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Jello. If I�m rolling around with a half-naked girl, who�s to say what might end up in my mouth?

106. Vanilla or Chocolate: Both, or either.

107. Skiing or Boarding: Please... I am the most horribly uncoordinated individual ever. I can�t even walk across an icy parking lot without doing the granny shuffle.

108. Day or night: Day.

109. Cake or pie: Pie.

110. Silver or gold: Both

111. Diamond or pearl: Pearl.

112. Sunset or sunrise: Sunset

Your FAVS

113. Color: Red, blue, black

114. Food: Mexican food, coconut shrimp, ice cream

115. Fast Food: Chipotle�s burrito bol. Portillo�s hotdogs, grilled tuna sandwiches and chocolate cake. Jamocha shakes and jalapeno poppers from Arby�s. Wendy�s spicy chicken sandwich and french fries.

116. Candy: Kit Kat. Almond Joy. Reese�s cups. Oh, and those hazelnut truffle thingies Borders sells by the cash registers... I could suck the silky chocolate filling out of about ten of those babies at a sitting!

117. Beverage: Iced tea. Diet Vanilla Crack. Water. Seltzer.

118. Ice Cream Flavor: Ben & Jerry�s �Hi Honey I�m Home� (which the bastards discontinued) or Apple Crumble. Breyers Natural Vanilla or Cherry Vanilla or Butter Pecan.

119. Sport?: Not if I can help it.

120. Favorite Animal: Monkey

121. Fave type of music?: Lots of stuff... I have pretty eclectic taste. I don�t like much country or opera though. Opera sounds to me like someone haunting a house.

122. Radio Station: the local talk radio station... WLS in Chicago.

123. Song: I don�t think I have a favorite right now. Nothing I�m listening to is really grabbing me at the moment.

124. Band: Evanescence is good. Barenaked Ladies is one of my all-time favorites.

125. Number: 71 (that�s 69 with two fingers up your ass. Thank you, George Carlin.)

126. Fav. Actor or actress? I�m still madly in love with Richard Gere and Catherine Zeta-Jones. And Salma Hayak.

127. Fav. day of the year?: I dunno. I�m not big on holidays of any kind, and other than that, what makes one particular date better than another? In general, Saturdays are usually pretty cool.

128. Fav. month? October is nice. Fall weather is usually well established by then.

129. TV Show: I don�t watch a lot of TV, but I do like to watch the Daily Show. I also really like the new show �Reno 911�... it�s a hell of a lot funnier than I expected it to be.

130. Store: Borders. Just the smell of the place makes me a happier person.

131. Scent: Coffee. Fresh cucumbers. A whiff of cherry or vanilla cigar smoke. Leather. A body lotion that is scented with rose, neroli and orange blossom that apparently is no longer made. My candle from Hobby Lobby that is also apparently no longer made. (I fully expect that coffee, cucumbers, cigars and leather will stop being made any day now.)

132. Teacher: Mrs. Tessar from 5th grade. My sociology professor who died halfway through the quarter.

133. Game: Trivial Pursuit. Jenga. Boggle.

Have you EVER

134. Thought so but didnt really cry: Say what? (What.)

135. Ever got dumped: No. Men love to marry me for some unfathomable reason.

136. Broke the law: Occasional speeding and rolling through stop signs. That�s about it since I�ve been an adult.

137. Ran from the cops: Not exactly... I hid from them once though when I was a teen.

138. Stole something: Not since I was a kid.

139. Tried to kill yourself: Never made an actual attempt.

140. Made yourself throw up?: Only once when I was much drunker than I wanted to be. Normally I can�t make myself throw up for trying. Otherwise I�d probably have tried bulimia a long time ago.

141. Been in love?: Didn�t we go over this one already?

142. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: I can�t make myself cry. I hardly ever cry even when I have a good reason. I only cry at dumb stuff like sappy movies and commercials.

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