My new cordless Waterpik is kicking my ass. So far I have wet the entire bathroom, soaked the front of my shirt, bruised the underside of my tongue, bloodied my lip and spat out what I suspect may have been a small chunk of my tooth. Also I've swallowed far more unfiltered tap water than can possibly be healthy.

Some indrections for use might have come in handy.

The package insert does kind of sort of imply that you shouldn't use it on your twat, which is helpful information to have. But that is about as far as it goes in telling you how not to injure yourself with it.

Can't wait to try it out on the cats. Finally give 'em a good reason to be all pussified about a little water.

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