I'm bored. I've got 45 minutes to kill with dye in my hair and eyebrows, and there ain't a thing going on online. How come nobody ever updates on Friday night? Could it be that everyone has a life but me? Of course it could.

So yeah, I'm bored and vaguely horny, but the idea of jacking off while I'm wearing Groucho eyebrows and a plastic cap on my gooey head seems kind of... gross, or something. Weird, maybe.

I suppose I could just read porn for 45 minutes and then whack off in the shower after I rinse. Or maybe I'll save it for later and curl up in bed with my vibrator and my new copy of Voluptu0us magazine. I do get inspired looking at the curvy girls.

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