Fun with Dad's wiener
2004-12-02 - 5:54 a.m.
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Actual phone conversation with my dad, in which he attempts to describe his hernia to me: Dad: I found a bulge in my groin. It feels squishy and when I push on it, it kind of sloshes. Me: Those are your balls, dad. Dad: (laughs) No, no, seriously, it's higher in the groin area, and sometimes it bulges out and feels hard. Me: Oh... that would be your wiener then. Dad: It's not a wiener. It's a SAUSAGE. There's a size factor at work, you know! Dad: And it's not my sausage. It's to the left... Me: Still doesn't mean it isn't your sausage. Dad: ANYWAY... I have to see a surgeon in December to have it operated on. Me: Better hope HE knows it's not your sausage. It'd be a bitch to wake up and find it floating in a jar of formaldehyde on the nightstand.
I should have worked "Li'l Smokies" into the conversation somehow.
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