If you worked for my company, and your first name began with a "T" and your last name was Watkins, your email address would be "[email protected]."

I want to go work at that branch just so when someone asks me for Tom Watkins' email address, I can say it out loud. Deadpan.

"Yes, that's right, it's "twatkins" at mycompany.net. You're welcome. Have a nice day."

It's not every day you find the word twat on an official company document. Tells you how dull my job is, that that was the high point of my day yesterday. But hey, I take my cheap thrills where I can get 'em.

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