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2006-05-08 - Crappy job crap, weird neighbor, and someone whose baby I apparently want to have
2006-04-09 - Live from the dump
2006-03-29 - Kind of like a muzzle for your brain
2006-03-28 - ...and then she fell ass-first into my cereal bowl
2006-03-27 - Playing catch-up
2005-07-30 - Oozing Invidiousity
2005-07-01 - Musical Therapists
2005-06-17 - Observations of a wandering mind
2005-06-12 - Life in the big city
2005-06-10 - Don't look down
2005-06-09 - Handy hints for sales people
2005-05-12 - Pour me another Tequila, Sheila. (And take off that red satin dress...)
2005-05-11 - Pthhhhhhhhhht
2005-04-13 - Good news!
2005-04-11 - The hooter report
2005-04-10 - Stuff and nonsense
2005-04-02 - Mental flotsam, jetsam
2005-03-25 - The Saga of the Titty
2005-03-24 - The Saga of the Bed
2005-03-22 - Gross, huh?
2005-03-17 - Dirty socks
2005-03-15 - This is not an entry
2005-03-25 - Choke me in the shallow water...
2005-02-08 - Howzat again?
2005-01-15 - I'm so proud (*sniffle*)
2004-12-27 - Christmas cheer
2004-12-11 - I got the Grumbellies, bad
2004-12-04 - Don't worry, be happy! We're safe from the MUSLIM terrorists anyway. Right?
2004-12-02 - Fun with Dad's wiener
2004-12-01 - What I Did Over Thanksgiving Vacation
2004-11-17 - Bunch of nothing, really
2004-11-09 - Good riddance!
2004-11-09 - It's three a.m., I must be wide fucking awake
2004-11-05 - To Ibe and Moth...
2004-11-04 - Attitude adjustment... a work in progress
2004-11-04 - Picking up, dusting off, moving on
2004-11-03 - Way to go, Ohio (et al)
2004-11-02 - Yeah, I'm sure this is all on the up and up
2004-10-31 - Have you seen this?
2004-10-29 - A hangover does not bode well for tomorrow's To Do list, either
2004-10-28 - Bastard free email motherfucker
2004-10-26 - Sperm and eggs, over easy.
2004-10-24 - Party like a rock star! A really fucking twisted rock star, minus the booze and drugs and groupies and smashed-up hotel rooms and... maybe this isn't a very good analogy after all. Never mind.
2004-10-22 - If nobody wants to play with you, you have to just play with yourself
2004-10-22 - I am so mature... you should see how big my boobs look in that corset
2004-10-21 - Nasty hairy little pussies
2004-10-20 - Crappy day
2004-10-16 - "Try to keep your tongue away from the hole."
2004-10-16 - To continue from the Reasons and excuses entry…
2004-10-14 - The Snoozefest...er, Debate
2004-10-14 - Excuses and reasons and screw-ups, oh my
2004-10-13 - Disclaimer
2004-10-13 - Well, shit
2004-10-12 - The Fidelity Issues Entry From Hell
2004-10-11 - It's a diary. It's SUPPOSED to be introspective.
2004-10-11 - Sad
2004-10-09 - Late Night Ramble (or, Coherence is for Pussies)
2004-10-06 - You're supposed to HONK if you love Jesus, moron
2004-10-05 - Weird
2004-10-02 - Musings on self-sabotage
2004-09-29 - Remember that scene in Castaway? With Tom Hanks, the rock and the ice skate? Yeah, I get it now.
2004-09-26 - Just some fart-bubbles in the bathtub of my brain
2004-09-21 - Dental appointment in hell
2004-09-20 - The goats... bring me the goats!
2004-09-18 - How shitty of me
2004-09-13 - Snarkfully yours
2004-09-09 - Well, that good mood was rather short-lived
2004-09-09 - Sometimes, it's the little things
2004-08-30 - Recipes... by request
2004-08-29 - It's midnight, and I want another mushroom
2004-08-25 - It's remarkable how little it takes to ruin a mail carrier's entire day
2004-08-21 - The never-ending entry
2004-08-15 - I cannot even tell you how relieved I am
2004-08-14 - -
2004-08-11 - When the diet is going well, a young woman’s fancy turns to… FASHION.
2004-07-29 - Ow
2004-07-29 - Little bits of crap that were floating around in my head
2004-07-28 - Criminy, I'm gonna be late for work
2004-07-24 - The weekend ramble
2004-07-23 - It's aggervatin', I tell ya
2004-07-14 - How bizarre
2004-07-10 - Faskinatin', ain't it?
2004-07-08 - Calling All South Beach Babies
2004-07-04 - This entry starts out innocently enough...
2004-07-02 - Bitch, moan, gripe, complain... oh, look! A bunny!
2004-06-25 - I shouldn't be this excited about this, but...
2004-06-23 - My lame attempt at a stolen a quiz
2004-06-23 - Information, please?
2004-06-21 - Wow, socializing really CAN be fun. Who knew?
2004-06-18 - How's that taste, buddy?
2004-06-18 - Boredom sets in
2004-06-16 - Shut up and read
2004-06-15 - We interrupt this hiatus briefly to say....
2004-06-15 - Somebody needs a time-out
2004-06-10 - Bitchy and dumb are really sexy qualities in a girl, right?
2004-05-29 - Finally, some time off. Snort.
2004-05-22 - Whatever and more whatever
2004-05-16 - Ranting at midnight
2004-05-11 - Don't even bother
2004-05-09 - The catch-up entry... brought to you by Heinz
2004-04-30 - Brain Salad
2004-04-29 - Olive olives, but they don't love me
2004-04-28 - Too tired to think up a title
2004-04-28 - Un-fucking-believable
2004-04-27 - A funny for ya
2004-04-25 - Retail therapy
2004-04-21 - An update... such as it is
2004-04-17 - I am Demeter's little bitch goddess whore
2004-04-14 - Maybe I should call him "The Saint" instead
2004-04-12 - Workout tips from your Auntie Ame
2004-04-08 - I smell pretty, oh so pretty...
2004-04-06 - Back to the grind
2004-04-03 - Better than espresso for getting the old heart a-thumpin'
2004-04-02 - Back open for business
2004-04-02 - I'm too sexy for my panties
2004-04-01 - Little Miss Sunshine
2004-03-31 - Why I gotta think up a title every time I do this thing?
2004-03-27 - Damn cats
2004-03-26 - Here we go a-fucking-gain
2004-03-24 - Call me a health nut
2004-03-24 - Midnight ramblings
2004-03-23 - Can't sleep, might as well bitch
2004-03-21 - Happy happy, joy joy
2004-03-20 - Phone pests I could do without, and other miscellaneous ramblings
2004-03-16 - Prove my point, why don't ya?
2004-03-12 - Maybe those Muslim chicks are on to something
2004-03-08 - First day recap
2004-03-06 - Shopping... the final frontier
2004-03-05 - Bright eyed and bushy tailed... and not in a good way
2004-03-04 - Like you care.... much head-sorting-out job-related rambling
2004-03-03 - In case you were wondering
2004-02-21 - Two Social Retards want to know...
2004-02-19 - Poop, says I
2004-02-15 - Mom on warpath
2004-02-14 - A Purloined Booklist
2004-02-13 - Man, I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck
2004-02-05 - Lotsa words, delivered fresh to your browser
2004-02-03 - For a change of pace, how about I bitch about something other than our employment situation?
2004-02-02 - A whole bunch of negativity that I probably shouldn't be inflicting on my adoring public but oh, well. Here it is anyway.
2004-01-31 - Because I don't FEEL like writing a real entry, that's why
2004-01-29 - An all too short grumble and a lengthy quiz-like thing
2004-01-25 - The 39th Annual Gloomy Pre-Birthday Ramble
2004-01-22 - My nipples are hard. What do you expect, it's three degrees and I'm too cheap to turn on the heat!
2004-01-21 - Encouraging news
2004-01-20 - We could always eat one of the horses
2004-01-19 - Rantings of a terrible mother
2004-01-18 - Living on the edge
2004-01-15 - Pictures do not lie. Pictures suck. (And don't even ask... you know what you were going to ask, and don't even go there.)
2004-01-08 - A fascinating rundown of my cleaning plans, and a reasonable facsimile of my face
2004-01-05 - Much miscellaneous musing
2003-12-30 - Day Three... oh, the excitement!
2003-12-29 - Day Two
2003-12-28 - Home Alone
2003-12-19 - Never a dull moment
2003-12-16 - Catching up, and a quiz
2003-12-14 - Thoughts upon hearing of the capture of Saddam
2003-12-08 - Stuff and nonsense
2003-12-02 - Because it's so much more subtle this way
2003-11-30 - Crossing fingers, toes and hair
2003-11-27 - Yeah, I'm such a rebel
2003-11-23 - Diarrhea of the brain
2003-11-21 - What's a girl gotta do to get herself sent away for a little "rest"?
2003-11-06 - Five days with no update... and THIS is all I have to offer???
2003-10-30 - S.H.I.T.
2003-10-24 - Is Mars in retrograde or something?
10-21-03 - And in the "As if my life didn't suck enough" category...
2003-10-19 - I'm going, I'm going
2003-10-19 - All right... I’ve got a whole lot of nothing to say here, is what I’ve got.
2003-10-17 - A public service announcement
2003-10-12 - Art, art, let a fart...
2003-10-09 - I believe I'll start with a refreshing nap
2003-10-08 - Yes, I've done a little modeling
2003-10-07 - Quick! Somebody stuff a sock in my... uh... fingers
2003-10-06 - Responsibility beckons... I shrink back in horror
2003-10-04 - A quiz--lifted from Lady Malfoy
2003-10-04 - Long week, frustration high, motivation low
2003-09-28 - Now I'm off to do my homework... right after I check my email
2003-09-27 - You think my life is boring to read about? Try living it.
2003-09-26 - Insert generic entry title here, on account of I just don't feel like thinking one up
2003-09-22 - Bitch, bitch, bitch
2003-09-19 - Aw, man... is it fall quarter ALREADY?
2003-09-16 - You know who you are
2003-09-16 - Coupla things
2003-09-15 - Uh... hi there
2003-09-14 - Brokety-broke-broke
2003-09-10 - A tale of two evils... managed care, and sloth
2003-09-08 - Something stinks around here... oh, that would be me
2003-09-08 - Reviews
2003-09-08 - Links
2003-09-08 - The daily grind
2003-09-05 - Kid Stuff
2003-09-05 - Al Franken makes me wet... my pants.
2003-08-31 - So. An update. Yeah.
2003-08-23 - Hyenas in the mist
2003-08-20 - Home again, home again, jiggity jog
2003-08-14 - Off to visit the folks
2003-08-07 - Salivating all over my keyboard just can't be good for it
2003-08-07 - 101 things about me... give or take 70 or so
2003-08-07 - Diary of a Rotten Kid, Part II
2003-08-07 - Diary of a Rotten Kid, Part I
2003-08-06 - Skoooooooooo’s out for the summer!
2003-08-03 - Grossology
2003-08-01 - Just for fun... cuz I've got time to burn, baby
2003-07-31 - An entry for Sex and the Suburbs
2003-07-30 - My ass hurts
2003-07-25 - No, I'm not PMS'ing. Why do you ask?
2003-07-23 - Conservative, my twat
2003-07-17 - Nothing like a super-sized jolt of adrenaline to get the heart thumping in the morning.
2003-07-16 - A bakery story... for Kitchen Logic
2003-07-15 - Cwanky... vewwy cwanky
2003-07-15 - Channeling the family mutt?
2003-07-14 - It wasn't the short bus, I swear!
2003-07-11 - Dicked by the Dick
2003-07-11 - Screwed myself... and not in a good way.
2003-07-10 - Lecture on THIS, muthafucker
2003-07-08 - Short, sweet, dull
2003-07-08 - The boringest entry EVER
2003-07-06 - Well, that was just fucking beautiful
2003-07-04 - Pssst... hey baby, wanna see my psyche?
2003-07-03 - It’s not like I don’t have enough to bitch about right here in my own personal little sphere of life, but...
2003-07-02 - All’s well that ends well
2003-06-30 - Guestbook signing... in the Twilight Zone
2003-06-30 - You, too, could be a Playboy bunny...
2003-06-28 - A Quiz...
2003-06-27 - Gag... retch....
2003-06-25 - Random stuff from this afternoon
2003-06-25 - Me, rambling. Avoiding housework. What else is new?
2003-06-21 - See what happens when y'all don't update? I get bored, you get a three-page entry about nothing
2003-06-20 - The enneagram diaryrings
2003-06-19 - My inner artist rebels against the capitalistic system... or something like that
2003-06-18 - Nothing to see here...
2003-06-18 - Much miscellaneous about school
2003-06-17 - Welcome to Summer Quarter, 2003
2003-06-16 - You might have noticed a few changes around here...
2003-06-15 - Shaving my pussy
2003-06-14 - The only reason some people are still alive is because it is against the law to kill them
2003-06-14 - Oh, couldn’t this just be OVER already?
2003-06-13 - Stalling
2003-06-13 - Cats blow... chunks, that is.
2003-06-12 - Show us your ass!
2003-06-07 - Rings
2003-06-06 - Whose turn is it to fuck the cat?
2003-06-06 - Whose turn is it to fuck the cat?
2003-06-06 - Couldn't we just fast-forward to NEXT Friday?
2003-06-05 - So I got a lot on my mind today
2003-06-05 - Like a deer caught in the headlights
2003-06-02 - Everything you never wanted to know about my week previous
2003-06-01 - Not a real entry
2003-05-26 - Another glorious day off!
2003-05-25 - My god... what’s that sound?
2003-05-16 - Let's see if I can do this without fucking up the link...
2003-05-14 - Cue the screeching violins...
2003-05-13 - GOOD girl! Here's a biscuit!
2003-05-12 - Hell, I didn't even hurt myself this time!
2003-05-12 - Work sucks! School rocks! Mostly.
2003-05-08 - Welcome to So-Charming’s Diary O’ Complaints
2003-05-07 - Isn't there a better way of making a living than this? Like sucking donkey dicks, for instance?
2003-05-06 - I :heart: my attitude problem
2003-05-02 - Hell and farts
2003-04-30 - It's a pretty good day...
2003-04-30 - The loud sucking sound you hear would be my life
2003-04-29 - Work rant... what else?
2003-04-28 - Mmmmmm... poppers
2003-04-27 - WHO is the clumsiest individual on the planet?
2003-04-24 - I think I just got flirted with!
2003-04-21 - Just an outpouring of frustration
2003-04-16 - One of life's little mysteries...
2003-04-16 - Never mind that
2003-04-11 - Shit, piss, fucked
2003-04-06 - Wow, this sure took a long damn time
2003-04-05 - Our solar system…
2003-04-04 - You know it’s so not like me to be pissy, but…
2003-04-02 - Somewhat perkier than normal
2003-04-01 - Piss, moan
2003-03-31 - Oh, blech.
2003-03-29 - Here's 'The Plan'
2003-03-28 - I got felt out today
2003-03-27 - You will not be redirected in five seconds, so type in the goddamn address ya lazy fuck!
2003-03-23 - Virgin entry


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