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purplecigar - 2004-04-26 10:31:48
"new phones, new vacuum, a stack of sex books (both porn and how-to�s,) a new sex toy coming in the mail"...well, now you've had QUITE a weekend. Out of all those though, I'm most jealous of the vacuum. I'm not sure what that says, but it simply can't be good can it?
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LA - 2004-04-27 01:21:37
Omygod! I'm a vacuum snob! How absurd. What a dumb character flaw. Couldn't be something cool like a nympho. Noooo. I have to be Miss Snotty 'I have an Electrolux and it's so fancy you can't even buy BAGS for it at Wal-mart!' Pride-y Pants. What kind of lunatic grooves on her vacuum's pedigree? Housewifery run amok. Though I am perverted enough to ask what the hell kind of sex toy did you buy? I must shop in the wrong places. The Wal-marts of Smutty Things, because nothing in them is interesting enough to even cost that much dough. ~LA
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